Coatable Coats...

♫ 1. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.

2. Talent does what it can, genius what it must...I do what I get paid to do.
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3. A Kiss is a Lovely trick to stop words, when speech becomes superfluous.
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4. ......I'm a grey cloud in a black sky with full moon and no stars.
You do not touch me or hold me but feel me around you
I have no start nor end - I begin and end without boundaries
At moments I have black spots,... at others silver linings
I have no shape but many images are in me - if only you have the eye to see
Winds take me onwards & winds blow me away
I'm a part of neither earth nor sky
With neither levity nor weight,
Suspended in the middle
Whether to celebrate this or repent ???
Ah!!! Thats the riddle......
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5. Attitude & Ego are like underwears. You should have it, but never should you show it...unless you are a super-hero/heroine.
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6. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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7. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep; not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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8. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
[Henny Youngman : 1906 - 1998]

9. If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
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10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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11. A hot glass looks same as a cold glass.
[Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers]

12. Listen to the Mustn'ts, child,
Listen to the Don'ts
Listen to the Shouldn'ts
The Impossibles, the Wont's
Listen to the Never Haves,
Then listen close to me-
Anything can happen, child,
Anything can be.
[Shel Silverstein]

13. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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14. There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.
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15. If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

[Johann von Goethe]

16. You know you are a designer, when you have bags under your eyes so big, you’d have to check them in at Heathrow Airport.
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17. If you can smile when things go wrong, you definitely have thought of someone to blame.
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18. Often the best thing about not saying anything is that it can't be repeated.
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19. The difference between an Angel and a person is easy; the most of an angel is on the inside and the most of a person is on the outside.
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20. God had put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
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